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Dear Heidi: You have an open invitation to come live in western New England, where people actually care about what’s in-between your ears rather than the size of the plastic saline filled bags on your chest. Sure it’s a little cold, and finding a parka that fits those new DDs might be tough, but I’m sure there’s a seamstress around here that could make it happen. You looked great before, and now you look like you were stamped out of a Hollywood Female Mold. Either way, the invitation still stands, we western New Englanders have become a pretty tolerable bunch.
Love and Maple Syrup,
Absquatulate
Yes, she clearly needed the liposuction. To note, not sure there is much between the ears anyway....... She did marry Spencer, king douche.
Posted by: Kat | 17 January 2010 at 09:19 PM