Things I Do Not Believe In
A post wherein I spell out my inevitible slide into the AARP:
- Headbands for infant girls
- Baby Einstein
- Children's menus
- Low-fat cheese
- "Ground effects" for cars
- Video games for children under the age of 4
- Budweiser beer
- Naming someone "Dakota"
- Hockey teams south the Mason-Dixon line
- Nascar north of the Mason-Dixon line, with exceptions made for the Indy 500 and Detroit
- Passenger cars that get less than 25 miles to the gallon
- Flashing your highbeams to pass someone in the left lane
- Shootouts in hockey
- Cannoli filled with anything but sweetened ricotta
- Hannah Montana
I'm with ya on all of it but the last one and I'm curious to know what your issue is with her. Kyla is a big fan and I have no problem with it. Miley seems to have it all together and it does not seem like she will pull a Britney.
BTW, here is the newest Disney star:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H8LA0A1q_4
I'm slightly embarrassed to admit that I put this song on my iPod.
Posted by: Bob | 01 March 2008 at 06:50 PM