Things I Do Not Believe In

A post wherein I spell out my inevitible slide into the AARP:

• Headbands for infant girls
• Baby Einstein
• Children's menus
• Low-fat cheese
• "Ground effects" for cars
• Video games for children under the age of 4
• Budweiser beer
• Naming someone "Dakota"
• Hockey teams south the Mason-Dixon line
• Nascar north of the Mason-Dixon line, with exceptions made for the Indy 500 and Detroit
• Passenger cars that get less than 25 miles to the gallon
• Flashing your highbeams to pass someone in the left lane
• Shootouts in hockey
• Cannoli filled with anything but sweetened ricotta
• Hannah Montana

Comments

[Bob]

I'm with ya on all of it but the last one and I'm curious to know what your issue is with her. Kyla is a big fan and I have no problem with it. Miley seems to have it all together and it does not seem like she will pull a Britney.

BTW, here is the newest Disney star:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H8LA0A1q_4

I'm slightly embarrassed to admit that I put this song on my iPod.

[Miley fan]

I'm not sure how one cannot believe in Hannah Montana. I suppose that she is a ficticious character, so you can't really believe in her, but Miley Cryus is quite literal, so in a sense, Hannah Montana is little more than an extension of Miley. But yes, I suppose that she is little more than a fiction, if you really look at it.