Oscars 2008: The Boredoming

Oh yes, it's time. To be continually updated until I give up.

• Helen Mirren, LOVE your dress! Love love love!
• Cameron Diaz? Wow, what has shee been up to lately!?
• Cate! What is up with that dress? And your arms? OH! You're pregnant! Now I got it.
• I think that's MCM behind Johnny Depp!!!!
• Jennifer Hudson: Just because you got it, don't mean you should flaunt it. Whoo.
• If Clive Owen and Russel Crowe had a love child it would be Javier Bardem.
• Kerri Russel looks better as she gets older.
• Owen Wilson! Wow. Good for him!
• Oh Phillipe, don't apologize for not speaking English! Indeed, I think he should do his speech in French.
• Supporting actress: Cate Cate Cate!!! Drat, but still yay for Tilda too! She is her own style. Period.
• I STILL don't believe in Hannah Montana.
• Do you feel like the Coen Bros. are only there because they have to be? And that's not a bad thing.
• We don't really CARE about the Oscars inner workings. Ugh.
• Is Enchanted the ONLY musical movie that came out this year?
• Leading Actress: I LOVE how excited Cate Blanchett is for people who win in her categories! I haven't seen La Vie En Rose, but I've heard it is fantastic. I love how excited she is!
• God! Jack Nicholson has had work done too right? Why is he SO creepy? I don't think he can be just a regular guy.
• Renee Zellweger looks consistently pinched. Like she has a lemon up her tuchus.
• HOLY sweet mice, the ice this year is unbelievable. It's about long strands of diamonds over simple dresses. Nicole looks great, and almost human, now that she's expecting.
• When one becomes over 75, you can totally wear a white scarf with your tux. And have the longest thank you speech of the night.
• Okay, Oscar dress designers, enough with the feathered boobs.
• YAY! I'm glad "Once" won for best song, up against Disney or whatever Enchanted was. AWW she didn't get to say anything? Lame. Of all people the orchestra should have given them just a little more time.
• OH, did Jon really have her come back out???!?!?!? GOOD for them, GOOD for her! I'm glad they did the right thing.
• The Oscar set design looks like those pillars/pistons in Portal (guess what I played ALL day today?).
• Boy, this show is a snooze.
• AAAAAH, HERE is the troops portion of the show. I think I'm done with the Oscars tonight. Boring boring boring.
• You know, I feel like that the Oscars are really for the people who make the quiet magic: documentary filmmakers, special effects artists, etc, who aren't rich and aren't famous but do what they love. Best actress, but if I could watch a whole night of people who really were happy to win, that would be great.
• Diablo Cody??? Her look absolutely matches her name. And WHOA what a tat there.
• I'm done. I can't even stay up for Best Picture I could care so little. AND, I hate that Robert Plant and Alison Krauss are schilling for JCPenny. SusanW. has got the rest of the night covered on Twitter I think. Goodnight and thank you to the Academy!
• Wait, you have to know this: "Heidi Klum, isn't that the prostitute?" "..... WHAT?" "That woman, in LA? With the famous clients?" "That's Heidi Fleiss you're thinking of." "Oh."

Comments

[Rick]

Thoroughly enjoyable! I Tivo'd it and I'll be using this list as a "hot list" for when to hit play. :)