Absquatulate

For Naava

This link, courtesy of Derek, is for Naava because I know she'd love something like this.

4-eva!

These are two of the finest ladies you could ever hope to meet. Thanks for a great weekend gals.

Project

Upon returning from NYC, I wish very much to photograph the people in my neighborhood. A fun little photolog project courtesy of David.

Secrets

While I'm in NYC dishing with the lady friends take a gander at Frank Warren's art project.  If you are in DC, you can see it for real at Anne C. Fisher Gallery.

Jerk

Boys are weird.

Bile and Vitriol

Risking damaging the precious sensibilities of the Apple loving fans out there, iTunes can kiss my cold white ass.

If I buy a song from the iTunes store, I want to be able to burn it to a cd. Period. None of this protected file bullshit.  It is MINE, I paid for it, therefore let me burn it to a fucking cd please.

*Fume*

Uppity

adj. -
1. Taking liberties or assuming airs beyond one's station; presumptuous

2. Me, apparently.

Get 'em While They're Young

"I had to do confession for the second graders today in preparation for their First Communion. Hearing confession from second graders is like being stoned with marshmallows." - A priest in Haverhill, MA, said with a thick Boston accent.

"It's a Man, Baby!"

I'm so telling you, this ain't no woman.  I've seen drag queens more effeminate than that.

Shudder.

Me + 1

me + 1 whiskey/water = delightfully coquettish.

MineMineMine

It's enough to make us all — movie stars and non-movie stars, moms and nonmoms, those of us married to Brad Pitt and those of us who are not — sit back with enormous martinis and consider whether the most interesting things about us will ever cease to be our uteruses.  - Rebecca Traister for Salon.com

While the impact of this kind of article is dulled somewhat by glomming onto the hot tabloid story of the minute, I stil can't help but think "No kidding."  Pass me the martini pitcher.

Fluffly

fluffly , n. - any blanket with medium loft sufficient for a person, a cat, and a book on a cold winter's night

Not My Head!

Any people who can come up with an I, Claudius drinking game is my kind of people. I've never seen the mini-series, but any chance to brandish a cooked asparagus spear is worth taking. Who's with me!??

"Sorry Ma'am..."

I am speechless. A pregnant woman in Washington is denied a divorce because after she separated from her husband WHO WAS IN JAIL FOR BEATING HER and who did not contest the divorce she became pregnant by her boyfriend. Since the pregnancy was not disclosed at the time of the divorce papers being filed, the law states that any child conceived within 300 days of a divorce request is considered the child of the husband.

I'm going to go pull my hair out now.