Why I Wear Flip Flops in the Shower
Add this to the list of things you never want to hear in the locker room at your friendly local gym:
"So guess what I got again? Pink eye! I swear, if there are germs somewhere, they will seek me out and infect me. I'm just so susceptible to infections!"
Other things not to hear:
"Ew, this bench is stickier than usual."
"They'll be back to get some more samples, so don't use that first shower for now."
Posted by: piggy | 16 January 2004 at 11:20 AM