I am SO going to hell

I have been reading too much Dooce because apparently I've got a meanstreak going.

Ladies and gentlemen, furbabies of all ages, I present to you the Meditative Cat. What follows is a notable highlight:

Our sweet Monday passed away, over the Rainbow Bridge and into the Summerlands, on December 28, 2001 and on May 11, 2002 we lost our dear Princess Honeybear. I've built two memorial pages, both to honor their memory and to help others who have lost furbabies of their own. Click on the beating heart to visit the memorial pages or just continue down this page to turn back the clock and have some fun with Monday and Honeybear and their family and friends in happier times.

Furbabies. She refers to her cats as Furbabies, people. I have two cats, and you know what, THEY'RE CATS, NOT BABIES WITH FUR.

I think I need a vacation from the web for a while.